All Halflings know how great we are. It is engrained within us from our earliest days in Rivervale. Halflings are the best at nearly everything. The only thing that springs to mind that we are not best at is being ugly. Trolls have that one tied up forever I should think. So we know we are the bestest and so do the rest of you. That's why you have to make so many halfling jokes to boost your own inferior egos. We are smarter, cuter, faster, more agile, better public speakers, have better foot hair, romantic, great bakers, the best cooks, lovers and life and you are all just jealous. It's okay to be jealous but please stop the lashing out. You only do yourselves a disservice by insulting us. You cannot dent our perfect personas with your feeble attempts at insultery, such as "Halflings taste good with ketchup" Come now, even baby halflings can do better than that. Even the term @$$ling is tainted with your envy of our fine posteriors. Yes, each time you scream that term at us, we are reminded of how great we fill out our breeches. Do yourselves a favor and accept that we are the bomb. Halflings are Teh Win.
(Brenlo)
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